Loo-dicrous Valentine's Gifts

It's that time of year again folks - pink and red cards line the aisles, boxes of chocolates are half price, big cuddly teddy bears stare from behind the counter - it must be Valentines Day soon!

Why not go for something a little more memorable this year to give to your loved one? Loving loos, as we do, we've put together a few ideas for a loo-dicrous Valentines!*

*Toilet Twinning does not accept responsibility for any detrimental affects these gifts may have on your relationship on or around the 14th February. These gifts may result in tears, anger, and may cause injury when thrown back in your face by the recipient.














These little gems are perfect for casually filling the time on the bog, when a newspaper or Sodoku just wont cut it. Let's just hope the golf club is regularly cleaned! (Available to buy at Amazon)

For the rockstar in your life, how about a classic white guitar toilet seat. Because nothing says romance better. Available, we're sure, in Van Halen red and Cobain blue. See it here!















This is just fantastic. I think the photos speak for themselves. Who cares about Valentines Day, this is an all year round kind of gift! Available from Shiny Shack and others.

Or, if that kind of thing just doesn't do it for you, (you knew this part was coming) how about showing the love to a community without an actual toilet, let alone a toilet shaped mug!


For just £60, you can twin your beloved bog, and Tearfund and Cord will use the money raised to help households have their own loo and combat poor sanitation in Africa. This way, communities can enjoy better health and go to school or work.

Now ain't that better than a card that sings Lionel Richie songs?